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BOY..SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATAHAI...FIR L...
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BOY..SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATAHAI...FIR LADKE SE HI PAISE Q



CALL GIRL... BEWKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI.. INCOMONG PAR NAHI.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: Safir on: October 01, 2008
God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in...
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God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men?



Women: Its fine except that the 'JOY STICK' meant for us is not Detachable.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Lion on: October 02, 2008
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WI...
231 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?

A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Prasant on: October 11, 2008
Girl opening her legs to boyfriend asks:...
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Girl opening her legs to boyfriend asks: Hamara baby ka naam kya hoga? He wears condom and says:Iske baad bhi hogaya to Jaadugar rakhenge!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Aslan on: January 08, 2010
Teacher:LOVE kyo accha hai WAR se? St...
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Teacher:LOVE kyo accha hai WAR se?

Student:Kyonki condom Saste milte hai weopen se..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 87
Submitted By: Suman Das on: December 03, 2010
Wishing u a seductive & wondrful day L...
230 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wishing u a seductive & wondrful
day Licked by luv & penetrated by
heavenly graces & may all ur
misfortunes be ejaculated!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 20, 2008
Girl's reaction to penis size:-----9":Oh...
230 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl's reaction to penis size:-----9":Oh shit heaven! 7":Oh yes..oh yes! 6":ohhh..prfct. 5":Ohmm..OK! 4":Push More. 2":R u #######?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Don 07 on: February 02, 2010
Lady: Doc i have an infection down the...
229 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Lady: Doc i have an infection
down there. Doc: how often do
u hav sex.

Lady: once in six months.
Doc: God thats not infection,
thats RUST.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Natasha on: October 07, 2008
Q: What is the similarity between the pi...
229 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What is the similarity between the pizza delivary boy and gynacologist? A:They both can smell it but cannot have it.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Joe on: February 13, 2010
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche T...
228 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche Taj par!

Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche Taj par!

Roz ek nayi mumtaz aati.. uss karodo ke byaaj par.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Vishal on: September 30, 2008
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