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(_,_)2 stay (') Young // +SEXY (,)...
1136 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Jony 21 on: August 31, 2007
A man was looking at a painting for a lo...
782 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Punit on: August 31, 2007
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next...
625 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 93
Submitted By: boere on: August 31, 2007
One day there was this naked man and ele...
504 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: August 31, 2007
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladk...
1194 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: Faro on: August 31, 2007
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte ...
1041 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 81
Submitted By: savour on: August 31, 2007
Colour of underwear reflects your mood: ...
517 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Preity on: August 31, 2007
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his d...
400 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: A.A on: September 01, 2007
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a ri...
294 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 01, 2007
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What ...
391 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Salam on: September 01, 2007
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