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| Long Life
Q: What is the secret of lo... |
| 305 Votes, |
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Long Life
Q: What is the secret of long life?
A: Morning 2 eggs,evening 2 pegs and night 2 legs! |
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| Submitted By: Paggi on: August 22, 2008 |
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| What is common between a
bus conduct... |
| 305 Votes, |
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What is common between a
bus conductor and a gay Man?
Both shout peechey se Aaa |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Guys think the larger a woman's breasts,... |
| 305 Votes, |
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Guys think the larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent she is.
But the fact is that the larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent the Men become! |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: September 25, 2008 |
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| Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, h... |
| 304 Votes, |
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Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: November 23, 2007 |
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| Dentist didnt get erection on
weddin... |
| 304 Votes, |
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Dentist didnt get erection on
wedding night so he used finger.
Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 26, 2008 |
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| A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes... |
| 303 Votes, |
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| A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 07, 2007 |
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| Why women love gold more than men? Becau... |
| 303 Votes, |
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| Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez ... |
| 303 Votes, |
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Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez kese bhaagte ho.
Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane.. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat. ... |
| 303 Votes, |
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Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never fucked ur mom.
Girl: True, but my father did ! |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: December 01, 2007 |
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| A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce... |
| 303 Votes, |
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A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!! |
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| Submitted By: Aniket on: August 20, 2008 |
