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| A girl asks a priest.
What's devil, he... |
| 328 Votes, |
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A girl asks a priest.
What's devil, hell & heaven?
Priest: between my 2 legs is d devil,
between ur 2 legs is hell,
lock d devil into hell & you'll see heaven. |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Q: A guy breaks up with
his GF & pus... |
| 326 Votes, |
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Q: A guy breaks up with
his GF & pushes her down
from da 24th floor.
Amazingly she survives..... How??
A: New WHISPER with wings...
Never Lets You Down! |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 24, 2008 |
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| ( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
,... |
| 325 Votes, |
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( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, ) |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl f... |
| 324 Votes, |
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Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission. |
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| Submitted By: admin on: November 12, 2007 |
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| Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek s... |
| 323 Votes, |
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Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek student ne puccha.....
Maam iske practicals kab honge? |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: September 11, 2008 |
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| Your provider adjusted his rates. The ra... |
| 322 Votes, |
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| Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on! |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Workers discuss soccer!
Managers discu... |
| 321 Votes, |
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Workers discuss soccer!
Managers discuss tennis!
Top bosses discuss Snooker!
CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller
ur balls become! |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| You used to be so ugly that your mother ... |
| 321 Votes, |
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| You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Kissing is a habit,Making love is a GAME... |
| 321 Votes, |
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| Kissing is a habit,Making love is a GAME! Guys get pleasure, Gals get pain! He says love u & believes its TRUE.. but wen tummy gets bigger, he say 'Hell to U' |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think it... |
| 321 Votes, |
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Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?". |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007 |
