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A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of th...
349 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 03, 2007
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK ...
348 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 03, 2007
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its se...
347 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 02, 2007
He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body ...
347 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 03, 2007
It takes thousand workers to build a...
347 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
It takes thousand workers

to build a castle Million

soldiers to protect a country



But Just One woman to make

a Happy HOME! And that

woman is called the Maid
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: October 13, 2008
Indra Gandhi Abortion karate-karate thak...
345 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Indra Gandhi Abortion karate-karate thak gai aur nehru ji se jaa ker boli. Jaoo Ganndhi ji ko samjhaoo "Kam se Kam CONDOM to khadi ka na pehna kare
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Admin on: September 08, 2007
Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, ...
345 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, agar na mile akeli,to pakar lo uss ki saheli, agar na mile saheli,tu Zindabad hatheli, lekin sex karo daily.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: anirban on: November 13, 2007
I've learned that you cannot make someon...
343 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 01, 2007
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected ...
343 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007
Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgo...
343 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 03, 2007
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