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| Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team ba... |
| 362 Votes, |
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U ... |
| 361 Votes, |
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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind. |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger ... |
| 361 Votes, |
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed.. |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, S... |
| 361 Votes, |
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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago! |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke h... |
| 359 Votes, |
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Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here. |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Skin meets Skin
When is that
the ski... |
| 358 Votes, |
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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 03, 2007 |
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/ /
/ /
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... |
| 357 Votes, |
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(')
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/ /
/ /
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"o (')
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o""o (')
( '.' )/ /
o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind! |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My... |
| 353 Votes, |
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept... |
| 351 Votes, |
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk" |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 03, 2007 |
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| A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the c... |
| 349 Votes, |
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| A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock! |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 03, 2007 |
