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| Once I catch u i'll take u to bed,
i'l... |
| 238 Votes, |
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Once I catch u i'll take u to bed,
i'll make u hot,
i'll make u sweat...
i'll make u wann groan u'll
wish u never had me
yours sincerely 'FEVER' |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 23, 2008 |
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| What do you get when you
cross ESP w... |
| 238 Votes, |
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What do you get when you
cross ESP with PMS?
A bitch who knows everything. |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: September 26, 2008 |
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| One of my dear friend has named
his 3 ... |
| 238 Votes, |
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One of my dear friend has named
his 3 kids NC,MC and ABC!
I asked why he said
1st Natural Curiosity,
2nd Mutual Consent &
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 27, 2008 |
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| Point of View
Sex is the only act... |
| 238 Votes, |
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Point of View
Sex is the only activity where
u start at the top & work
ur way to the bottom,
while getting a raise. |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 30, 2008 |
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| teacher: what do you want to become?
l... |
| 238 Votes, |
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teacher: what do you want to become?
li'l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u
can tell a woman to take off her clothes
and ask her husband to pay for it |
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| Submitted By: Ritika on: September 30, 2008 |
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| A prostitute daughter asked her mom,
... |
| 238 Votes, |
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A prostitute daughter asked her mom,
maa wat is pyar ishq aur mohabbat
Mom replied: kuchh nahi beti sab
free mein chodnay k bahanay hain. |
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| Submitted By: hamed on: October 01, 2008 |
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| What's the difference btwn
your wife... |
| 238 Votes, |
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What's the difference btwn
your wife and your job?
After 10 years the job still sucks. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Why sex is better than golf:
No green f... |
| 238 Votes, |
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Why sex is better than golf:
No green fee,
smaller hole
need only 1 stick & 2 balls,
more strokes
noisy playing permitted
wet conditions ideal! |
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| Submitted By: Indra on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Similarity
wats da similarity b/w... |
| 238 Votes, |
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Similarity
wats da similarity b/w a
lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both r sweet and tight
in the beginning but become
tasteless and shapeless later. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: October 03, 2008 |
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| Doc to his lady patient
U look so weak... |
| 238 Votes, |
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Doc to his lady patient
U look so weak and exhausted!
R u having ur meals 3 times a
day as advised?
Lady: Doc, I thought u said 3
males a day!! |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: October 05, 2008 |
