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SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. ...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
SEX is My Fav.

I Do it regularly.

Do it & Feel Gd!

U'll enjoy it!

I'll Die w/out SEX,

S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise,

So do SEX everyday.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 23, 2008
A life without friends is like boobs w...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A life without friends is like
boobs without nipples.....
Pointless!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 72
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 24, 2008
A foreigner asks a Hinjra in Delhi a...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A foreigner asks a Hinjra

in Delhi are U PROSTITUTE??



HINJRA: No I m SUBSTITUTE
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 90
Submitted By: Indra on: September 26, 2008
Sab se pehle use kiss karo, Phir Bist...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sab se pehle use kiss karo,

Phir Bistar per leta do,

Phir dono tange upar uthar kar,

Neeche haath laga kar dekho,

agar bache ne susu kiya

hai to diapar badal do!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Naba on: October 02, 2008
Wife bathroom se glass ki bottle le ke.....
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife bathroom se glass ki bottle le ke....."Darling, ye safed safed kya hai?"



Husband: "Ye wo yateem bcha hai jise maa ka pyaar nahi mila."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Naba on: October 04, 2008
Q:) Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoy...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) Why was Phillip's girlfriend
annoyed?

A:) Coz she found out that Phillips
24" inch was a TV.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 104
Submitted By: mani3 on: October 08, 2008
Sant kabir in computer... "kahat...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sant kabir in computer...



"kahat 'kabir' suno bhai sadho"

ek aisa din bhi aayega,

chut chudegi computer se,

aur bacha fax se aayega"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Nitesh on: October 04, 2008
A frustrated father's defensive repl...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A frustrated father's defensive

reply in a SMS msg to his

offensive unruly son.... I SHOULD

HAVE WASTED U IN THE BATHROOM!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Admin on: October 04, 2008
History says in 1956 the red light a...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
History says in 1956 the

red light area caught fire.

It took 30 mins 2 bring fire

under control and 3 hrs 2

bring firemen under control.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 04, 2008
kabira khada bazar me, dekh oont ko ...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
kabira khada bazar me,

dekh oont ko roy,

itni unchi gaand ko,

maar sake na koy!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 91
Submitted By: Zakir on: October 06, 2008
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