SMS Planet, Your ultimate source of SMS SMS Planet, Your ultimate source of SMS
 Homepage Submit your SMS Latest 20 SMS Top 20 Voted SMS Subscribe Mobile Operator & Locator  Search   About 
April 28, 2024
Popular SMS Categories
April Fool SMS
Cool SMS
Fool SMS
Friendship SMS
Funny - Joke SMS
Good Night SMS
Picture - ASCII SMS
Romantic - Love SMS
Santa Banta Joke SMS
Shayari SMS
SMS Collections
Anniversary SMS
April Fool SMS
Bengali SMS
Birthday SMS
Broken Heart SMS
Brother - Sister SMS
Christmas SMS
Cool SMS
Diwali SMS
Durga Puja SMS
Eid SMS
Fathers Day SMS
Flirt SMS
Fool SMS
Friendship Day SMS
Friendship SMS
Funny - Joke SMS
Game - Trick SMS
Get Well Soon SMS
Good Luck SMS
Good Morning SMS
Good Night SMS
Hindi - Urdu SMS
Holi SMS
Insult SMS
Missing U SMS
New Year SMS
Picture - ASCII SMS
Punjabi SMS
Raksha Bandhan SMS
Romantic - Love SMS
Sad SMS
Santa Banta Joke SMS
Shayari SMS
SMS - Call me SMS
Sorry SMS
Student - Studies SMS
Valentines Day SMS
Wise Saying SMS

Dirty SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
You are viewing 161 to 170 of 699 SMS
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce...
303 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?



She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Aniket on: August 20, 2008
Machis aur Sex, donon mein friction ...
303 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Machis aur Sex, donon mein

friction hota hi hai.

Bas, ek mein aag lagata hai,

dusre mein aag buzata hai,

par friction donon mein hota hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Sujoy on: August 21, 2008
Teacher: Explain responsibility? ...
303 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: Explain responsibility?



Student: Madam ur blouse has 4

buttons, if 3 buttons break

down the entire responsibility

will on the 4th one !!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: August 24, 2008
Toothpaste & Boobs What is the Simi...
303 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Toothpaste & Boobs


What is the Similarity between Toothpaste & B**bs?

Guess ? its easy !!

U know the answer !!

Kholo.. Dabao... Muh me dalo aur Fresh ho jaao....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Sanchit on: September 13, 2008
love is a gamle sex is a game, boys do ...
302 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
love is a gamle sex is a game,
boys do action girls get blame,
one night in pleasure nine months in pain,
girl admits in hospital $
junior needs a NAME.....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 09, 2007
Scientists in the US proved that people ...
302 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 09, 2007
a good lecture is like a girl's mini ski...
302 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
a good lecture is like a girl's mini skirt.
long enough to cover the subject and short enough to maintain interest
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Rangesh on: January 17, 2008
Try this Its fun Think a number b/...
302 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Try this

Its fun

Think a number b/w 1-9


Now +5

?2

-3

?5

Write no.on paper
Now fold that paper aur


Usko apni g*a*d me dal le
Fun chahiye saale ko...!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sper...
302 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000

sperm to fertilize one egg?



A: Because not one will

stop and ask 4 directions.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 01, 2008
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to...
301 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
From the moment I saw u,

I wanted to be inside u,

I love ur smell,

the way ur tongue feels,

the way u tighten and loosen

mmmm...

NEW SHOES!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 06, 2008
Previous PagePage: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70Next Page
Dirty SMS, Rude SMS, Adult SMS, Sex related SMS, Rude SMS jokes, Non Veg SMS
SMS Planet © S.B.Networks
Page created in 0.007224 seconds.