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Reverse Dynamics: When a man becomes...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Reverse Dynamics:

When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty &

when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 118
Submitted By: Jame22 on: August 20, 2008
An X-RAY specialist was briefing abo...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
An X-RAY specialist was

briefing about breast shadows.



He said, "Women's breasts

come  in  three sizes

PingPong, DingDong & KingKong"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: rozit on: August 21, 2008
Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur



Thakur : Lele Bhenchod, lekin subah

8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Naba on: August 22, 2008
What do u call a Prostitute, Wife & ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do u call a Prostitute,

Wife &

Girlfreind in Mobile Language

......

......

......

Prepaid...

Postpaid...&

Demo Card...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: August 26, 2008
If U want to start business, start a ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If U want to start business,

start a Condom Company named

"DIPPER Condoms" it'll get

free publicity on Indian

trucks.....



Use DIPPER at Night!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: August 26, 2008
What did one saggy boob say to the other...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: Pranit on: August 31, 2008
Man quits smoking bcoz of will power. ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man quits smoking bcoz of will power.
Man quits drinking bcoz of will power.
Man quits womansing bcoz he has will
but no power!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Prani on: August 31, 2008
Husband : Please Aaj Karne do Wife: ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband : Please Aaj Karne do

Wife: No!



Husband: Jewellery Le Dunga

Wife : No!



Husband : Ghar Le Dunga

Wife : No!



Beta Bola : Papa Meri Maarlo Aur Cycle Dilado!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 192
Submitted By: SMSr on: September 01, 2008
WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D



Jab Bache masti karte hai to unhe MELODY di jaati hai.



Aur Jab Bache ki Maa masti karti hai to use MALA D di jaati hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 04, 2008
Define a Gynaecologist? He is the...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Define a Gynaecologist?



He is the only person on earth who looks 4 problems in the place where most people find PLEASURE!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: anomym on: September 05, 2008
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