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Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. Soap ke...
318 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Stayfree ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 07, 2007
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets ge...
318 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 66
Submitted By: anirban on: September 08, 2007
Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?A: They...
318 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?A: They are useless without handle.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 68
Submitted By: Salam on: September 09, 2007
Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore ...
318 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 14, 2007
Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aa...
318 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Salam on: November 21, 2007
Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people...
317 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 08, 2007
Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekh...
317 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Saket on: November 25, 2007
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna...
316 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 07, 2007
Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, C...
316 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 90
Submitted By: Sharukh on: September 08, 2007
whats the difference between a comdom an...
316 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
whats the difference between a comdom and a woman? nothing they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 09, 2007
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