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| Why is ur d ! ck better than a credit ca... |
| 276 Votes, |
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Why is ur d ! ck better than a credit card?
- Once spent it recharges itself
- It is accepted worldwide.
- You can let ur wife use it as much as she wants. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: August 26, 2008 |
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| She slips her hand in my jeans,
searc... |
| 276 Votes, |
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She slips her hand in my jeans,
searchin 4 something.
she has got it,she grabs it,
takes it out & start sucking.
ji lalchaye.... Rahana Jaye ..
ALPENLIBE |
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| Submitted By: Ninki on: August 26, 2008 |
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| One boy to another:
what did u do on m... |
| 276 Votes, |
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One boy to another:
what did u do on mothers day?
2nd boy: Helped many girls
to become mothers... |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: August 28, 2008 |
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| Q: What's the best way to make your
wi... |
| 276 Votes, |
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Q: What's the best way to make your
wife scream when you're having sex??
A:Call her up and tell her where you are!! |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: August 29, 2008 |
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| When are men the smartest?
Before, dur... |
| 276 Votes, |
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When are men the smartest?
Before, during or after sex?
During sex cause they're
plugged into a genius! |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: August 31, 2008 |
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| ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION ... |
| 276 Votes, |
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ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP.
The report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES" |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 09, 2008 |
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| Hutch ka chota sex recharge...
Si... |
| 276 Votes, |
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Hutch ka chota sex recharge...
Sirf kissing ke Rs-10
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kissing ke sath pressing ke Rs-50
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Full game Rs-199. |
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| Submitted By: Sashank on: September 15, 2008 |
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| The trouble with finding ur perfect soul... |
| 276 Votes, |
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| The trouble with finding ur perfect soul mate is she would want 2 get married, then 4 weeks after u would meet another perfect soul mate, with larger breasts! |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 24, 2008 |
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| Sex is like programing,
One mistake,... |
| 276 Votes, |
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Sex is like programing,
One mistake, and YOU WILL
HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE… |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 10, 2008 |
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| Virginity is like a balloon
One prick... |
| 275 Votes, |
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Virginity is like a balloon
One prick & its gone!
Sex is like a pack of chips
Once u start, u cant stop!
Life is like a dick
When it gets hard, it fucks! |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: August 28, 2008 |
