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4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE. 1 ma...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE.



1 make sure that she's rich.

2 make sure she cooks.

3 make sure she fucks.

4 make sure these 3 women NEVER meet!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 08, 2008
Santa: Oye Murge kaise diye? Murge wa...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: Oye Murge kaise diye?

Murge wala: Rs 50, Rs 40, Rs 10

Santa: Rs 10 itna sasta kyo?



Saab ise aids hai....

Santa: de do mujhe khana hai

GAND thodi marna hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 181
Submitted By: Admin on: October 09, 2008
In a hospital 2 nurses were discussing a...
259 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In a hospital 2 nurses were discussing about the new doctor.



1st say he dresses so well, 2nd says yes, and so quickly too!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: ritz on: October 09, 2008
According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaN'S Bo...
234 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
According 2 Chinese Docs,
a WoMaN'S BoDy HaS Five RooMS:
1.FACE-show room
2.BOOBS-play room
3.TUMMY-store room
4.VAGINA- men's room
5.ANUS-emergency room
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 09, 2008
Prove : AB/AG+2MP+4WD+9MC = ABC . . ...
231 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Prove : AB/AG+2MP+4WD+9MC = ABC
.
.
.
.

A boy upon a girl +
2 mins pressure +
4 white drops +
9 months course =
A Beautiful Child.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Prasant on: October 10, 2008
Sex is like programing, One mistake,...
273 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex is like programing,

One mistake, and YOU WILL

HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR

THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 113
Submitted By: Admin on: October 10, 2008
Girl: Mom Whats Penis Mom: When you b...
269 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl: Mom Whats Penis

Mom: When you become a good

girl you will get one.



Girl: What if I dont become

a good girl.

Mom: Then you will get many!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Sharukh on: October 10, 2008
Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m kya hota hai?...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m kya hota hai?

Laloo: Chal Bhaag mujhe nahi pata

Beta: Tabhi toh hum 11 Bhai-Behen hain..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: Ganu on: October 10, 2008
Sardar giving speech 2 deaf people ru...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar giving speech 2 deaf

people rubs chest, touches

dick & starts mastrubating.

When asked he said, it means,

Ladies & gentelmen it gives

me Great Pleasure....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Aslan on: October 10, 2008
Ddo u know james bond's new film sta...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ddo u know james bond's new

film starring PIERCE BROSNAN

and JAYALALITHA is

"THE BED IS NOT ENOUGH"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 111
Submitted By: Admin on: October 10, 2008
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