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1 day as I came home early from work, I ...
370 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 02, 2007
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a be...
390 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 103
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 02, 2007
When an apple is green, its ready to plu...
359 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...







VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 02, 2007
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its se...
344 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 02, 2007
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept...
348 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 03, 2007
He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body ...
344 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 03, 2007
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected ...
340 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007
Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthm...
382 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 03, 2007
Skin meets Skin When is that the ski...
355 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 03, 2007
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher s...
392 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 03, 2007
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