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Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and ...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why do pubic hair never grey

and hair on head turn grey?



A: Bcoz uppar dimaag mein tension hi

tension hai, par neeche Mauj hi Mauj!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Vishal on: September 14, 2008
Heaven is when u have both girls and ...
269 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Heaven is when u have both

girls and bottles of beer,

hell is when u discover that

the bottles have holes and

the girls dont!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: A.A on: September 14, 2008
Old Chinese proverb says "man with erect...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Old Chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 101
Submitted By: fine sms on: September 14, 2008
Boy: chand taaron ko bhi need aa rahi...
265 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy: chand taaron ko bhi

need aa rahi hai, Teri maa

ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai.



Girl: mma ki chut ka na de

vasta, kholti hoon chaddi

kar le nashta...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 14, 2008
At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh ka sawal...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh

ka sawal...wht is d color of

hair on ur wife's pussy?

A-Brown B-White C-Black D-Grey?

SARDAR: Can I phone a friend.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: boere on: September 14, 2008
Define tragedy? Its when your zip...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Define tragedy?



Its when your zip gets stuck

when its the time to f*ck.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 82
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 14, 2008
Two girls are having shower together ...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Two girls are having shower together

first one ask hey sweety ur pussy

is so clean how?



second one repls stupid have u

ever seen grass on busy road.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: rozit on: September 14, 2008
A woman gave birth 2 6 babies n on se...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A woman gave birth 2 6 babies

n on seeing dis she got off d bed

n slapped her husband n shouted,

I told u not 2 go Doggy Style..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Aussies on: September 14, 2008
Never ask a woman this code 2659. ...
263 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Never ask a woman this code 2659.



Bcoz its very secret.



It means 2 inch ka hole

6 inch ka pole 5 minute

ka mazaa 9 months ki sazza!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 14, 2008
Mallika: I have been raped in d dark...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mallika: I have been raped

in d dark by a sardar!



Police: How do u know

that he was a sardar?



Malika: COz I had to tell

him what 2 do & how 2 do...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 15, 2008
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