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During Sex the sardarni asks repeatedl...
262 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
During Sex the sardarni asks
repeatedlly "do u luv me, do
u really love me"? Sardar
(irritated)- What the hell
do u think I am doing pushups
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Admin on: September 16, 2008
Luv ur luv in such a way tht she find...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Luv ur luv in such a way

tht she finds no bettr place

than ur heart 2 stay

But if she stil manages

2 get away

Srry Dude,

its time 2 turn G*Y!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: sms techie on: September 16, 2008
When MTNL introduced push button tel...
253 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
When MTNL introduced push

button telephone in place

of old dial phone,

their ad campaign was

'BAHUT GHOOMAYA, AB DABAA'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 16, 2008
Wht's the full frm of C.O.N.D.O.M? ...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wht's the full frm of C.O.N.D.O.M?



Confidential

Ornament Needed

For Domestic

Occassion Be4

MARRIAGE.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 16, 2008
JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR SHISHE Ke Hote ...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR

SHISHE Ke Hote Hai...



WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...



SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY

KARTE HAI...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 16, 2008
Why do men get circumcised? * ...
281 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why do men get circumcised?



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Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 109
Submitted By: sms techie on: September 16, 2008
Why do Women put on weight after Losti...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why do Women put on weight
after Losting Virginity..?

Bcoz every Banana contains
108 Calories!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 102
Submitted By: rosit on: September 17, 2008
At a funeral, a heart shaped coffin wa...
236 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At a funeral, a heart shaped
coffin was made 4 a Cardiologist.
A Doctor started laughing, When
asked y, he said Im thinking of
my funeral, im a Gynaecologist..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Faro on: September 17, 2008
1 lady delivrd twins, surprising 1 is...
249 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1 lady delivrd twins,

surprising 1 is boy and 1 is DOG...

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE???



bcz her husbad is a "hutch user"

WHEREVER HE GOES HIS NETWORK FOLLOWS
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 17, 2008
Doing business wid u is like wearing a c...
254 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Doing business wid u is like wearing a condom, it gives 1 a feeling of faith n security while getting screwed...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: Admin on: September 17, 2008
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