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Iss aane vali thandi me aapko... ...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Iss aane vali thandi me aapko...



GHARWALI,



BAHARWALI,



SABJIWALI,



PADOSWALI,



COLLEGEWALI,



DOODHWALI,



KAMWALI,



FULWALI,

sab ka Pyar mile.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 194
Submitted By: Salam on: September 15, 2008
A friend like u is not like boobs co...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A friend like u is not like boobs

coz everyone sucks them.

Not like vagina coz it tears.

U r like a penis coz it

always stands when needed!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Joe on: September 15, 2008
A Judge Charged 5400 bucks fine to a m...
254 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Judge Charged 5400 bucks fine
to a man, When asked why 5400
judge replied 5000 for the rape
and 8% Entertainment Tax...!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: anirban on: September 15, 2008
Q: What is the similirity between SE...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What is the similirity

between SEX and SHOPPING?



A: MAN can not hold both

for more than 5 minutes.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: fine sms on: September 15, 2008
What indicates the color of panty? ...
265 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What indicates the color of panty?



Black: Sexy

Blue:  Charming

Red:   Danger

White: Not tonight

Brown: Never Washed
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 15, 2008
Condom says to Whisper: When You work...
294 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Condom says to Whisper:

When You work, My business

is in loss for four days.



Whisper Replies: If you fail

to work once, my business

stops for nine months.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 15, 2008
Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4 thr...
269 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4

threatening u with a deadly weapon?



Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing

him 4 threatening me every night

with a dead weapon!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 15, 2008
Hutch ka chota sex recharge... Si...
273 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hutch ka chota sex recharge...



Sirf kissing ke Rs-10

.

.

.



kissing ke sath pressing ke Rs-50

.

.

.



Full game Rs-199.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Sashank on: September 15, 2008
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mot...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,

thn what do single guys have?



A: A Palm Sunday.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Sashank on: September 15, 2008
Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe b...
276 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Paro aur chandramuki ka

noor app pe barse, har koi

aapke sath sone ko tarse,

aapke jeevan me aaye itni

ladkiya ki app CHADDI

pahen ne ko tarse.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Kelly on: September 16, 2008
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