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What's the definition of bravery? ...
292 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the definition of bravery?



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A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 104
Submitted By: ritz on: September 08, 2008
A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting. ...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting.

People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately dop the matter.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 08, 2008
what is differance between CHALLENGE a...
270 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
what is differance between
CHALLENGE and PROBLEM

1 man + 2 woman = challenge
2 man + 1 woman = problem
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 110
Submitted By: manis34 on: September 08, 2008
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.



Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto

ke samne chaddi mat utarna.



Basanti: Viru dar mat maine

chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Saket on: September 08, 2008
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION ...
272 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP.

The report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 200
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 09, 2008
Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Ind...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team:



Whisper Ultra.



BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Ritika on: September 09, 2008
WHY is sperm donation more costlier th...
269 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
WHY is sperm donation more
costlier than blood donation??







Coz sperm donation is hand made!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 09, 2008
Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haa...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?

Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri

biwi ki tarah karogi toh



Call Girl: Vo kaise?

Santa: Free mein
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Prani on: September 09, 2008
ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who came 1st, the chicken or the egg.



But it was surely the cock!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 109
Submitted By: Aussies on: September 09, 2008
Economics Prof Now tell me what is t...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Economics Prof

Now tell me what  is the similarity between a Bank and a  Bra?


Student: Well, the more in it,  better the interest you get.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Derek on: September 09, 2008
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