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Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din, ...
308 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din,

jab hum tum masti kiya karte the,

tum lollipop k liye roya karte the,

hum apni pant khol kar tumhe manaya karte the...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Kelly on: August 30, 2008
NEWS: A Call Center Boy was raped by a G...
308 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
NEWS: A Call Center Boy was raped by a Gal.



D Police questioned her.



She said: Hero Honda PLEASURE !!

Y Should Boys Have All the Fun?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Jame22 on: August 30, 2008
Q. What is the difference between a ...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q. What is the difference between

a drug dealer and a hooker?



A. A hooker can wash her

crack and sell it again.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Vishal on: August 30, 2008
Q: What does PMS stand for? . ...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What does PMS stand for?



.

.

.

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A: Penis Must Suffer
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 79
Submitted By: Prasant on: August 30, 2008
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? ...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?



Dono ne kapde tyag diye,

ek ne desh ke liye,

doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: August 30, 2008
Modern definition of a Kiss A kis...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Modern definition of a Kiss



A kiss is an application to the upper headquarters to get a job at the lower office.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Rangesh on: August 30, 2008
If a married women is called "Polo.. The...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If a married women is called "Polo.. The mint with a Hole"



Whats an un-married women called?



"Center Fresh"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Admin on: August 30, 2008
No girl is ready to marry dhoni. why? ...
288 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
No girl is ready to marry dhoni. why?



because he says that "He drinks 8litrs milk everyday"



so no girl wants to take risk.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: anomym on: August 31, 2008
Chote Pappu ki ummar per kush gane pesh ...
281 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Chote Pappu ki ummar per kush gane pesh hai



5 se 15 : papa kehte hain bada nam karega



16 se 26 : dhoom macha de dhoom



27 se 40 : kabhi khushhi kabhi gham



41 se 55 : kal ho na ho



56 ke baad : pappu can't dance saaaalaaaa... dichik dichik
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 271
Submitted By: A.A on: August 31, 2008
When are men the smartest? Before, dur...
273 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
When are men the smartest?
Before, during or after sex?
During sex cause they're
plugged into a genius!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 109
Submitted By: Arindam on: August 31, 2008
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