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Hickery Dickery Dock this bitch was ...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hickery Dickery Dock this bitch

was sucking my cock the clock

struck 2 I dropped my glue and

left her at the end of the block.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: rosit on: October 10, 2008
Women's tennis is more complicated to wa...
281 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Women's tennis is more complicated to watch

Coz in every shot three balls bounce & u r

in a confusion which balls to watch...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: admin on: October 10, 2008
U r my best as best friend!! u r ...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
U r my best as best friend!!

u r



CHARMING

HELPFUL

UNDERSTANDING

TALENTED

IMPRESSIVE

AMAZING



in short u r :

C.H.U.T.I.A
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 10, 2008
AN IN-DEPTH STUDY HAS SHOWN THAT TH...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
AN IN-DEPTH STUDY HAS SHOWN

THAT  THE BIRD FLU VIRUS HITS

SMALL COCKS FIRST.



I THOUGHT I'D WARN YOU IMMEDIATELY!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Admin on: October 11, 2008
Sanata sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pi...
266 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sanata sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pitch gili hai jaldi out ho jaunga.



Wife boli apko to out hone ka bahana chaiye kal isi pitch pe Banta ne shatak lagaya tha.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Mainak on: October 11, 2008
Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much? She ...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much?

She says 50 on bed,

20 on sofa, 10 on grass.

Sardar gives her 50.

She says wow, on bed?

Sardar, no 5 times on grass!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: niks_B on: October 11, 2008
Cricketer describing a nude woman ...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Cricketer describing a nude woman



There is no cover,

There is no extra cover,

There r 2 silly points,

2 fine legs & a deep gully,

With little grass on pitch!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 181
Submitted By: Arindam on: October 11, 2008
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WI...
229 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?

A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Prasant on: October 11, 2008
I only have SEX on days that begin w...
270 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I only have SEX on days

that begin with T:

. Thanksgiving

. Tuesday

. Thursday

. Today

. Tomorrow

. Thaturday

. thunday

. Tevery day!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Admin on: October 11, 2008
8 qualities of a Perfect Husband ...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
8 qualities of a Perfect Husband



Brave, Intelligent, Gentle

Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive



And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Amarendra on: October 12, 2008
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