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Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?A: They...
315 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?A: They are useless without handle.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 68
Submitted By: Salam on: September 09, 2007
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.  His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Kina on: October 07, 2007
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher...
293 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: October 17, 2007
A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell m...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Salam on: October 17, 2007
Why women love gold more than men? Becau...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: sfreak on: October 18, 2007
Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have bro...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse f*cKING
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Salam on: October 18, 2007
Whats the closest thing to a womans peri...
293 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings F*cked
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: fine sms on: October 18, 2007
How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to ...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to toilet on 1st date.

Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: October 18, 2007
A story with moral My girlfriend called...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 451
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 19, 2007
Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha ...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye.
Dr: Ye Condom le lo........
Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath...
Dr: Kele ke saath!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007
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