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Whats the difference between a chick...
254 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Whats the difference between

a chicken and a baby?



Chicken is the result of a sitting hen

while the baby is the result of standing cock.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Prani on: September 17, 2008
Lady to man:- why u keep "Taweez" an...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Lady to man:- why u keep "Taweez"

and condom together in ur wallet ?

Man reply:- Bhoot aur chhot ka kuch

pata nahin..kahin bhi mil jayey....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Lion on: September 17, 2008
4 toothpaste ad they show teeth 4 hai...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
4 toothpaste ad they show teeth

4 hair oil they show hair

4 face cream they show face

But 4 Whisper & Condoms  

they r not showing anything,

that's cheating.



Jaago Grahak Jaago
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 199
Submitted By: Saket on: September 17, 2008
An old man stared @ a guy wid red,green ...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
An old man stared @ a guy wid red,green

n blue hair.

Guy asked:Wat oldie,nevr done

nythng wild?

Oldie: F*cked a peacock once..

Wonderin if ur my son!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 17, 2008
Suggest an english word for 'apne ki...
260 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Suggest an english word for

'apne kiye par pani pher dena'



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F-L-U-S-H
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Salam on: September 17, 2008
My magical watch says u aren't weari...
260 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
My magical watch says u

aren't wearing any panties.



Oh, you are?

It must be an hour fast!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 104
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 17, 2008
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss kar...
258 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss

karu to tum kya sochogi?



gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA

ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 17, 2008
A Man pays 1000 2 a Pros, she ranway, ...
227 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Man pays 1000 2 a Pros,
she ranway, he chases but
she slips away.

He puts notice, Any1 finds
gal in white top & red skirt,
FUCK HER, ITS PRE-PAID.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Ritu on: September 18, 2008
Sex is a sensation caused by temptatio...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex is a sensation caused by
temptation, when a man puts his
dictation in a women?s ventilation
to satisfy his frustration.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 18, 2008
Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. ...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA.



A: VAGINA cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA... So respect the seniors!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: sms fan on: September 18, 2008
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