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A Dentist's Advice: Treat ur gir...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Dentist's Advice:



Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush.

Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Vishal on: August 26, 2008
Indefinitely What is the definition o...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Indefinitely

What is the definition of indefinitely ?

When ur balls are slapping up against her ass

you are in........definitely!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: Vishal on: August 26, 2008
Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she w...
288 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz

she was sick of telling her name,

"Roz Meri Lele."



Imagine her tough luck, when she

was re-married to Mr.Marlow
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Safir on: August 26, 2008
Pastor: Do you know where little boys an...
262 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Pastor: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?



Johnny: Sure, back of the church yard.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Aslan on: August 26, 2008
2 bikers wer talking @ a bar. 'Hows m...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
2 bikers wer talking @ a bar.

'Hows married life? asks d 1st.

'It's fine,' says d 2nd.

'Hows d s*x?' asks d 1st.

'Fine,' says d second,

'Atleast I dont have 2 wait in line!'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 189
Submitted By: Ritu on: August 26, 2008
The Virgin Rumor Santa was curiou...
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The Virgin Rumor



Santa was curious, he asked his friend Banta: "Was your wife a virgin  when you married her?



Puzzled Banta replied, "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say  no."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 197
Submitted By: Suri on: August 26, 2008
Skoda recently launched new car model na...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Skoda recently launched new car model namd LAURA all drivers will hav tough time wen their Memsahab will say



"Driver Laura Nikalo"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Kiron on: August 27, 2008
If u have two balls between ur legs ...
276 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If u have two balls between

ur legs it means u r man.

If u have have four, it does

not means that u r superman,

iska matlab aapki koi gand

mar raha hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Naveen on: August 27, 2008
Banta after sex: Kaha tha na, condom k j...
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Banta after sex: Kaha tha na, condom k jagah rumal se mat karo. Ab rumal andar rahegaya na...



Banta: Oye, positive thinking rakh! bachha pagri pahenke aye ga.....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: admin on: August 27, 2008
Hamare Pyar Ki Khushbu ko Dil Me Chu...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hamare Pyar Ki Khushbu ko Dil

Me Chupake Aahe Bharna.

Aur Jab Ka bhi Hamari Yaad Aaye

to Mobile pichwade Me Dal Ke

Vibrater On Karlegye.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Safir on: August 27, 2008
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