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What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparati...
332 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 06, 2007
You used to be so ugly that your mother ...
318 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 06, 2007
What is de maximum speed during sex? ......
310 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 76
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 06, 2007
IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT WAS NEW YEAR I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT U DURING THE HOLIDAYS
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 07, 2007
women goes to repairing shop and say.: B...
328 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
women goes to repairing shop and say.: BHAI YEH UMBRELLA THEEK KARWANI HAI, He says.: AAP KA OPPER KA KUPRA TARA PARE GA OUR NICHEY DANDA DALNA PARE GA. She says.: BHAI JO MARZI KARO BUS PANI ANDAR NAHI JANA CHAHYE.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 215
Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 07, 2007
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. Soap ke...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Stayfree ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 07, 2007
A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on hi...
307 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on his arms, REEBOK on his legs, she screamed when she saw AIDS on his ====. "Relax" he said, if it erects, it reads ADIDAS.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 07, 2007
sex is like nokia (connecting people) li...
309 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 07, 2007
Ek Sardar ko bus mein ek mahila gali de ...
327 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek Sardar ko bus mein ek mahila gali de rahi thi. to kuch logon ne pucha ki sardar ji woh mahila aapko kyon gali de rahi thi. sardar ji bole kuch nahi yaar bus mein mera photo kahin gir gaya tha. to maine us mahila se bola madam ji thoda sa sari uthaiye to photo lena hain.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 273
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 07, 2007
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