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LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PIN...
253 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D

SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A

CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT

THRUSTS IN&OUT, UP& DOWN,CAN`T

WAIT 4 NEXT TIME

LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 21, 2008
Why does a bride smile when she walk...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why does a bride smile when

she walks up the aisle?



She knows she's given her

last blow job.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 107
Submitted By: Jony 21 on: September 21, 2008
Women's life is very hard. Moring-wa...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Women's life is very hard.

Moring-wash clothes.

Noon-Dry clothes.

Evening-Iron clothes

Night-Remove clothes

Late Midnight Searching clothes.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Kushal on: September 21, 2008
Boy: can i touch ur software? Girl: f...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy: can i touch ur software?

Girl: first show me ur hardware?



Boy: should i install it in ur system?

Girl: Oky but cover it with antivirus, then install it.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 21, 2008
Shukar hai ki aapke hath aasmaan tak nah...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Shukar hai ki aapke hath aasmaan tak nahi pahunch paate...



Varna sitare kya chij hai aap to pariyo ki gand mein bhi ungali dal aate.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Paggi on: September 21, 2008
Sardar: Will u marry me? Girl: Sorry ...
252 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar: Will u marry me?

Girl: Sorry im a lesbian

Sardar: wats a lesbian?

Girl: I like to have sex with girls.

Sardar: Wow im also a lesbian!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Zakir on: September 21, 2008
If Pepsodent company manufactures co...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If Pepsodent company manufactures

condom then its slogan will be

"raat bhar dhishum dhishum"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 99
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 21, 2008
A newly married gilr says to her 70 ...
236 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A newly married gilr says to

her 70 yr old hubby -

"Darling lets go upstairs and have sex."



Hubby- "Make a choice, I cant do both!!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 21, 2008
A bra manufacturer named his new produ...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A bra manufacturer named his
new product as "embargo". When
asked why does it mean if you
reverse it means "o grab me"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: Siddhart on: September 21, 2008
Man came from the hole between the 2 leg...
237 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man came from the hole between the 2 legs of a woman... but men always wants to go back..... Why?



.



.



.



.



Home sweet home.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 22, 2008
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