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Kisi condom company ne world-cup ko spon...
255 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kisi condom company ne world-cup ko sponser kiya hota to uski advt me aise likh te....



Cover your STUMP.

Before you PUMP!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 18, 2008
Man: Kiss Karu? Girl: lipstic kharab ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man: Kiss Karu?

Girl: lipstic kharab hogi.

Man: Boob dabaun?

Girl: Tshirt kharab hogi.

Man: Fuck kru?

Girl: Period me hun.

Man: Now dot say loose motions hai
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 18, 2008
What is the smallest hotel in the world ...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the smallest hotel in the world ?



VAGINA INN



Bcoz it can accommodate only one standing

Member with his luggage hanging outside.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Admin on: September 18, 2008
Garib Wife- suno ji "WHISPER" chahiye. ...
249 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Garib Wife- suno ji "WHISPER" chahiye.



Garib husband- yaha bhukh mitane ke liye ROTI nahi aur tujhe cho*t sukhane k liye DOUBLEROTI chahiye
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 18, 2008
GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey ko dekhar...
252 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey

ko dekhar meri bra tight

ho jati hey.

MAA: beti ek bar bina bra

ki kammeej pahan kar ja,

uski pant tight ho jayegi!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Admin on: September 19, 2008
If a black man has sex with a white girl...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If a black man has sex with a white girl using

a pink condom what color the child will be ?



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A: Still thinking! Arrey he's using a condom.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 19, 2008
Beta kya kaam karte ho? "Ji samaj...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Beta kya kaam karte ho?



"Ji samaj seva karta Hoon."



Matlab?



"Gire huve ko uthata hoon,

Bichade huye ko Milata hoon"



Woh Kaise?



"Bra banata hoon."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 184
Submitted By: Preity on: September 19, 2008
Colour of underwear reflects your mood. ...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Colour of underwear reflects your mood.



red: wild

black: sexy

blue: romantic

pink: seductive

white: calm

yellow: time to change it!...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 19, 2008
one sperm to another b4 masturbating.. ...
252 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
one sperm to another b4 masturbating..

"main doctor banunga" "main engineer banunga"..

"main lawyer banunga" "main IAS banunga"....



After masturbating... all feel... "SAALA MERA KARIAYAR (CAREER) BARBAAD KARDIYA"...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 230
Submitted By: Prady on: September 19, 2008
The Bible teaches to love your neighbour...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The Bible teaches to love your neighbour,
and Kama-Sutra explains how!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 72
Submitted By: Sibu on: September 19, 2008
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