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Q:) How do you annoy ur girlfriend d...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) How do you annoy ur

girlfriend during sex?



A:) Phone her
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 71
Submitted By: Aussies on: September 28, 2008
On first night, husband said 2 his wi...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
On first night, husband said

2 his wife: "Look darling be4

marriage I had slept wit 10

girls" wife replied: Kundi

mili hai to gunn to milega hi.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Ritika on: September 29, 2008
Chota SEX-RECHARGE Sirf kissing k...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Chota SEX-RECHARGE



Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs

kissing k sath balling -50Rs

Full game -199Rs



kya soch raha hai?

kutta mahenga pad jayega
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 29, 2008
What did ramu say ven he saw a surgical...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What did ramu say ven he
saw a surgical glove?

Shaym lagta to condom hai
per draupdi ke zamane ka hai
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 106
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 29, 2008
Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple? ...
228 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple?

A: Because it was tastier than Adam's banana.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 88
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 29, 2008
Women r the best Engines : Acce...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Women r the best Engines :



Accepts any size of Piston,

Are self Lubricating,

Start up with a Finger,

Automatic oil change every 4 week.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: manis34 on: September 29, 2008
It goes in dry it comes out wet. The ...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
It goes in dry it comes out wet.

The longer its in, the stronger it gets.



We can have it in bed just you and me... its not what you think... you dirty mind!  



Its a cup of TEA!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 193
Submitted By: Admin on: September 29, 2008
Boy: "Mom, y m I blck & ur White? Mo...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy: "Mom, y m I blck & ur White?

Mom: "Listn son, considrn al d

things I did at dat party yrs

ago, u shld b thankfl ur

not barking
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Soham on: September 29, 2008
What do a woman and an airplane have...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do a woman and an

airplane have in common?



.

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.

.

.

.

.



A: They both have a cockpit.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Kina on: September 29, 2008
Secy. saw her boss' pant's zip open, s...
232 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Secy. saw her boss' pant's zip open,
she tell him, "Sir ur garage door is open."
Boss: Did u c my FERRARI?
Secy: I saw a small scooter with
2 punctured wheels.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: Rohit on: September 29, 2008
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