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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sper...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000

sperm to fertilize one egg?



A: Because not one will

stop and ask 4 directions.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 01, 2008
Q: How is a woman like a road? A...
288 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: How is a woman like a road?



A: Both have manholes.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 61
Submitted By: manis34 on: September 01, 2008
Husband : Please Aaj Karne do Wife: ...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband : Please Aaj Karne do

Wife: No!



Husband: Jewellery Le Dunga

Wife : No!



Husband : Ghar Le Dunga

Wife : No!



Beta Bola : Papa Meri Maarlo Aur Cycle Dilado!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 192
Submitted By: SMSr on: September 01, 2008
Raped by an elephant, man goes to doctor...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Raped by an elephant, man goes to doctor.



Dr: Funny, ur ass is 10" wide but an elephant cock is only 3" Wide.



Man: Yes but that bastard fingered.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 01, 2008
Why was the two piece swimsuit inven...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why was the two piece

swimsuit invented?



2 separate the HAIRY section

from the DAIRY section!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 109
Submitted By: rozit on: September 02, 2008
A man phoned & asked: "Hello, is ...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man phoned & asked:



"Hello, is it 221714?

Lady-Hindi me bolo,

Man:Do-Do-Ek-SaT Choda?



Lady-Nahi Sir,RELIANCE HAI.

Teen-Teen-Eksath chodha 331714
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 171
Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2008
Can't believe after all the shit the...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Can't believe after all the

shit they have been through

they're still together.



Who?



Your bum cheeks!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Laila on: September 02, 2008
Different types of bra's Poisono...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Different types of bra's



Poisonous BRA - coBRA

Mathemetical BRA - algeBRA

striped BRA - zeBRA

strongestBRA - vertiBRA

sunsignBRA - liBRA

magical(invisible)BRA - aBRA ka daBRA
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 197
Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 02, 2008
What is the difference between the c...
266 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the difference between

the cricketer & condom?



Cricketer drops the catch n

condom catches the drop!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Shawn on: September 02, 2008
A hair cutting saloon was shifted fri...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A hair cutting saloon was

shifted frin grnd floor to

1st flr. A bord was put by

him saying "Neeche ke baal

katnewale ki dukan upar hai"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: menthali on: September 03, 2008
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