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Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar to TALWAR m...
256 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar

to TALWAR mein hai,



Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar

to TALWAR mein hai.



Dupatte se kya chupati ho,

maal to SALVAR mein hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: rxit on: October 02, 2008
Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt...
231 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,

Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.

Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,

Jab chipak ke soyee thi

Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,

Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 196
Submitted By: Sujoy on: October 02, 2008
Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho. ...
233 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.

Rabri: Naa ji hamka Chand Vaand mat kahiye,

yeh America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rehte hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: Ashish on: October 03, 2008
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.....
252 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..

"tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"



Insaan bola

"Tum daal par uchhalte ho..

hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Praveen on: October 03, 2008
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss...
231 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 89
Submitted By: Arindam on: October 03, 2008
Q: why should a girl should have an ...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: why should a girl should have an

extra covering and protection on her

boobs ?



Kyonki "CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI...."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Derek on: October 03, 2008
What's the difference between men and wo...
233 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the difference between men and women?



Women must play hard to get, men must get hard to play!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 107
Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 03, 2008
Son Saw parents having sex he asks D...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Son Saw parents having sex

he asks Dad whats up?



Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun

Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi

uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Naba on: October 03, 2008
Similarity wats da similarity b/w...
235 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Similarity



wats da similarity b/w a

lady and a chewing gum?



A: Both r sweet and tight

in the beginning but become

tasteless and shapeless later.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Punit on: October 03, 2008
Q: What did Bipasha Basu say when sh...
230 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What did Bipasha Basu say

when she got tired of sex?



A: JOHN-AB-RAHAM kar
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 87
Submitted By: Raghav on: October 03, 2008
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