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What does Bra means ? Ans : BRA = Boo...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What does Bra means ?

Ans : BRA = Boobs Resting in Air.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 58
Submitted By: Colin88 on: August 31, 2008
What did one saggy boob say to the other...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: Pranit on: August 31, 2008
fashion karti ho, ankhon me chasma l...
276 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
fashion karti ho,

ankhon me chasma lagati ho

auro se Karwati ho

aur hamse sharmati ho.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: rxit on: August 31, 2008
An award winning ad by Durex Condoms ...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
An award winning ad by Durex Condoms

To all those who use our competitors

products......... HAPPY FATHERS DAY
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: Kina on: August 31, 2008
Man quits smoking bcoz of will power. ...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man quits smoking bcoz of will power.
Man quits drinking bcoz of will power.
Man quits womansing bcoz he has will
but no power!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Prani on: August 31, 2008
Mr Elahi had 3 sons named rehmet-e-elah...
276 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mr Elahi had 3 sons named
rehmet-e-elahi,
barkat-e-elahi,
n mehbub-e-elahi
when his 4th son was born
his wife decided to name
him bus-kar-e-elahi
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Kushal on: August 31, 2008
Why is a cucumber and a beer better than...
263 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why is a cucumber and a beer better than men?



Coz beer comes in a can not in ur mouth, and a cucmber stays hard for weeks.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Sujoy on: August 31, 2008
Similarity between moov cream and dick, ...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Similarity between moov cream and dick,



andar tak jaye,

garmahat laye,

aaram dilaye,

aaahhh se,

aaahhhhhhh tak!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: August 31, 2008
A Guy picks up a girl 4 the date, Wh...
262 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Guy picks up a girl 4

the date, Why are u wearing

ur belt around ur knee.?



Girl: I promised my mom that

I wouldn't let you touch me

below my belt.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 171
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 01, 2008
Interviewer: Explain the digestive syste...
252 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Interviewer: Explain the digestive system in one sentence.



Interviewee: Its a prosses tat starts wid right hand & ends wid a left hand..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 01, 2008
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