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A prostitute's nursery rhyme: One two...
254 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A prostitute's nursery rhyme:

One two lets screw,

Three four I'm a whore,

Five six suck the dick,

Seven eight ejaculate,

Nine ten fuck me again.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Punit on: October 06, 2008
A sardar and a girl were having sex ...
251 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A sardar and a girl were

having sex suddenly Sardar

asks - Do u have AIDS?

Girl: No. Sardar: thank god,

I dont wann to get that again!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Faro on: October 06, 2008
There was a young girl called Anna, W...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
There was a young girl called Anna,

Who was rather good with a spanner.



A boy gave her a knock,

So she grabbed his big cock,

And he now has a whole different manner!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 181
Submitted By: Raghav on: October 06, 2008
Confucious said: "Man who goes to slee...
211 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Confucious said: "Man who goes
to sleep with sex on mind wakes
up with solution in hand."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 93
Submitted By: Admin on: October 06, 2008
During a sexual session the girl says...
221 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
During a sexual session

the girl says: "u r like a mobile phone!"



Boy:  "Do I vibrate a lot?"

Girl: "No, when u get in to the

tunnel u loose da network"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Ritu on: October 06, 2008
kabira khada bazar me, dekh oont ko ...
236 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
kabira khada bazar me,

dekh oont ko roy,

itni unchi gaand ko,

maar sake na koy!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 91
Submitted By: Zakir on: October 06, 2008
Man gets love bite from secretary reache...
235 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man gets love bite from secretary reaches home worried, allows dog to jump and screams he bit my neck!!



Wife: opens bra says he bit me too!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: boere on: October 07, 2008
THE F Rule find her, friend her, f...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
THE F Rule

find her, friend her,
flirt her, fingure her,
fuck her, forget her.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 86
Submitted By: Kina on: October 07, 2008
Lady: Doc i have an infection down the...
226 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Lady: Doc i have an infection
down there. Doc: how often do
u hav sex.

Lady: once in six months.
Doc: God thats not infection,
thats RUST.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Natasha on: October 07, 2008
Kabhi dost kethe the ki jaan bhi maan...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kabhi dost kethe the ki jaan

bhi maango to hazir hai, aaj

who apni biwi ko jaan kethe

hai, aur maango to inkaar

karte hai...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 07, 2008
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