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a good lecture is like a girl's mini ski...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
a good lecture is like a girl's mini skirt.
long enough to cover the subject and short enough to maintain interest
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Rangesh on: January 17, 2008
Whenever u feel low,depressed or useless...
294 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Whenever u feel low,depressed or useless,remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008
Try this Its fun Think a number b/...
298 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Try this

Its fun

Think a number b/w 1-9


Now +5

?2

-3

?5

Write no.on paper
Now fold that paper aur


Usko apni g*a*d me dal le
Fun chahiye saale ko...!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khwabo me ...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khwabo me wo chehra dikhai dega,Ye pyaar zara sambhalke karna, Ek boond bhi gira to 9 mahiney baad sunai dega!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008
Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta d...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: imran_20 on: May 21, 2008
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itna...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: May 25, 2008
Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki b...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Lion on: June 03, 2008
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei ...
296 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: farhans on: June 03, 2008
In a party a lady wanted to go to toile...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Vishal on: June 12, 2008
Catch her by her waist… Bring her hom...
266 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Admin on: June 15, 2008
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