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What is common between a bus conduct...
304 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is common between a

bus conductor and a gay Man?



Both shout peechey se Aaa
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 91
Submitted By: Shawn on: September 22, 2008
Wat is d difference between a person ...
256 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wat is d difference between

a person who is comitting

suicide and a Virgin?



One is trying to die....

the other is dying to try!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: A.A on: September 22, 2008
Ankhon Mein Wahi Jaam Liye Hothon Pe ...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ankhon Mein Wahi Jaam Liye

Hothon Pe Wahi MusKaan Liye

Kaha Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan

Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 113
Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 22, 2008
Military Etiquettes of Penis:- 1)...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Military Etiquettes of Penis:-



1)It Salutes d deservin ppl.

2)It Conquers d Virgin Land

3)It Marches thru thivk Jungles

4)Fights till last breath!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Sibu on: September 22, 2008
1 boy to a dark girl Kitne kali ho. ...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1 boy to a dark girl Kitne

kali ho. The girl replies isme

tere baap ka kya jata hai.



Boy-agar mere baap ka

gaya hota to gori HOTI.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Admin on: September 22, 2008
Garibi se tang akar pati bola lagta hai ...
256 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Garibi se tang akar pati bola lagta hai ab dono hath failane padenge.



Is par patni boli jaldi karo nhi to mujhko dono tange failani padengi!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Ganu on: September 22, 2008
Santa: I m organising group sex at my ...
251 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: I m organising group sex
at my home, will u join?

Banta: Yes, yes how many people
r there? Santa: Just three, Me,
U and....ur wife.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Laila on: September 22, 2008
i have hair on my base i am six inche...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
i have hair on my base

i am six inches long

when i go inside &

outside white foam comes.

Guss who am i ??



U dirty mind i am TOOTH BRUSH
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Kushal on: September 22, 2008
Roz college aati ho, duppate se kya c...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Roz college aati ho,

duppate se kya chuppati ho,

are hum mar gaye hai kya,

jo kitabo se dabati ho!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 107
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 22, 2008
A rough day: Santa Singh woke up, wor...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A rough day: Santa Singh

woke up, wore shirt,

button fell off,

picked up briefcase,

handle came off, pulls

door, knob comes off,

Now he's scared to pee!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 171
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 22, 2008
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