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DPS ka charm na hota, anara ka kaam ...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
DPS ka charm na hota,

anara ka kaam na hota,

agar ladkiyo mein sharm hoti,

to bechara mobile badnam na hota!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Abinash on: August 27, 2008
Virginity is like a balloon One prick...
272 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Virginity is like a balloon

One prick & its gone!

Sex is like a pack of chips

Once u start, u cant stop!

Life is like a dick

When it gets hard, it fucks!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: imran_20 on: August 28, 2008
One boy to another: what did u do on m...
272 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One boy to another:
what did u do on mothers day?

2nd boy: Helped many girls
to become mothers...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 105
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: August 28, 2008
Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color ka co...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color

ka condom Chaiye.

Chemist: Black colour ka he kyu?

Man: Meri Girlfrnd ka pati margaya

hai aur mujhe afsos ke liye jana hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: savour on: August 28, 2008
Thought for the day: Behind evry ...
265 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Thought for the day:



Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.

Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.



And behind evry satisfied Woman, thr is an exhausted Man
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 202
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: August 28, 2008
Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur mere sath ...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur

mere sath sex karke chala

gaya. Sardar: Tumne use

roka nahi? Sardarni: Bahot

kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal

phir aaunga.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Chiggi on: August 28, 2008
MAN: What is the difference between a bo...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
MAN: What is the difference between a boy and a girl?

SEXY GIRL: The main difference between a boy and a girl is between the two legs.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: rosit on: August 28, 2008
A MOVIE ON LESBIANS WAS NAMED 'FIRE'...
266 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A MOVIE ON LESBIANS WAS

NAMED 'FIRE',So  A MOVIE ON

HOMOSEXUALS WOULD BE NAMED

'BACKFIRE', & ON BISEXUALS

WOULD BE 'KABHI PUSSY KABHI BUM'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008
Q: What did the elephant say to the nake...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?



A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: ritz on: August 29, 2008
Q: What's the best way to make your wi...
272 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What's the best way to make your
wife scream when you're having sex??

A:Call her up and tell her where you are!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Aussies on: August 29, 2008
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