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Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi.. ...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi..

Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi..

Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikili...

TERI bhen ki, tu idhar bhi aa gayi
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Admin on: September 11, 2008
Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek s...
319 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek student ne puccha.....



Maam iske practicals kab honge?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 100
Submitted By: mani3 on: September 11, 2008
Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi, Padosan...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi, Padosan-Kya hua?

Mahila-Pati ne mara

Padosan-Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the Mahila-Mera bhi yahi khyal tha
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Laila on: September 12, 2008
Independence day annoncement by mali...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Independence day annoncement

by malika shehrawat.



Kar chale juda vastro

ko tan se saathiyo,

ab tumhare hawale

ye badan saatiyo.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Abinash on: September 12, 2008
Teacher: What do u call a man that d...
272 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: What do u call a man

that doesn't use contraceptives?



Littel Jonhy: Daddy
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 93
Submitted By: sfreak on: September 12, 2008
Chaho to Dil se Hamko mita dena,chaho...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Chaho to Dil se Hamko mita

dena,chaho to hamko bhula

dena,par yeh wada karo ki,

aaye kabhi yaad humari to

rona mat....GAAND MEIN UNGLI

DALKE HILA LENA!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 12, 2008
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop. ...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.



Ist woman: manne chat.

2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki).

3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Admin on: September 12, 2008
Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar) ...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar)

and Mumbai a female city (mahanagri)

? ? ?



Ans: Delhi has Qutab Minar while

Mumbai has Gateway of INDIA!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 13, 2008
Girls have STUPID speciality..! they g...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girls have STUPID speciality..!
they get WET without bath,
they BLEED without injury,
they give MILK without eating grass,
Make Bonless thing HARD!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Amarendra on: September 13, 2008
A man sees on a girls t-shirt it says "h...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man sees on a girls t-shirt it says "handle with care"



Next day he wears a jeans & writes "candle with hair"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 118
Submitted By: Soham on: September 13, 2008
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