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On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with ...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you.
Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 102
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: December 06, 2007
The wife was crying in pain as Banta was...
293 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 07, 2007
take my advice .. don't take umbreall...
260 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
take my advice ..

don't take umbrealla on a rainy day..

keep whisper on your head


kyonki yeh ghanto tak geele pan ka ehsaas
bhi na hone de...

happy monsoon....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Soham on: December 08, 2007
Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic f...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic for advice. He reads the notice
at the enterance: 'For Family Planning Use Rear Entry'
He goes back home happily.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: mani3 on: December 08, 2007
Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex ...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex in the class.
Santa: Ok son.
Later he saw Pappu shaking his penis, he asked what r u doing?
Pappu: Homework Dad.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Admin on: December 09, 2007
Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir ke An...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir ke Andar se Aawaz Aayee Mafi Chahte Hain Aap ke System me Yeh Suvidha Uplabadh nahi hai. Error : No HARDWARE!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: ritz on: December 09, 2007
A man married a Lady Traffic police Insp...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: Sourabh on: December 09, 2007
Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath n...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: mani3 on: December 09, 2007
Define a true music lover.. Ans- A gal ...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Define a true music lover..
Ans- A gal is singing in a bathroom while taking bath n a boy near the keyhole is using his ears not his eyes...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Aslan on: December 25, 2007
the wind, the wind, the naughty wind.....
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
the wind,
the wind,
the naughty wind...


that blows the girls skirt high...


but god'z clever


he sends the dust along the
wind 2 close the boys eyes..!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Rangesh on: January 10, 2008
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