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Harder And Harder As a man goes olde...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Harder And Harder

As a man goes older,
it is harder and harder
for him to grow harder!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: Lion on: October 07, 2008
Let’s name your legs. The right one is...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Let’s name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas.



Can I come between the holidays?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Monica on: October 07, 2008
What do u get when u have sex with a...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do u get when u have sex

with a judge, banker & architect?



Judge- Honourable discharge,

Banker- Premature withdrawal,

Architect- Illegal erection!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 171
Submitted By: Jony 21 on: October 07, 2008
Q: What is the similarity between Aa...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What is the similarity

between Aadmi & Bandar?



A: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai,

Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Sharukh on: October 08, 2008
How women think about sex At age 8 ign...
235 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How women think about sex
At age 8 ignore it,
Age 18 experience it,
Age 28 look 4 it,
Age 38 ask 4 it,
Age 48 beg 4 it,
Age 58 pay 4 it,
Age 68 pray 4 it,
Age 78 4get it
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 185
Submitted By: menthali on: October 08, 2008
A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial....
232 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.



"Wanted - Girl Age no bar,

looks no bar,

Money no bar,

But SEX Baar-baar,

Hazaar bar...........

Lagataar...........!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 184
Submitted By: farhans on: October 08, 2008
Q:) Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoy...
237 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) Why was Phillip's girlfriend
annoyed?

A:) Coz she found out that Phillips
24" inch was a TV.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 104
Submitted By: mani3 on: October 08, 2008
Q:) What did the penis say to da condom ...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) What did the penis say to da condom


A:) Cover me I am going In!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 72
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: October 08, 2008
Smoking Reduces ur life by 5 mins. S...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Smoking

Reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a f**king smoker never dies!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Nitesh on: October 08, 2008
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the...
235 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace

is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?



The Swallow.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 122
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: October 08, 2008
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