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Sex - Symbol of Love PENIS - Len...
309 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex - Symbol of Love



PENIS - Length of Love

PUSSY - Depth of Love..

BOOBS - Shape of Love...

BUTTS - Base of Love...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Joe on: September 13, 2008
Toothpaste & Boobs What is the Simi...
302 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Toothpaste & Boobs


What is the Similarity between Toothpaste & B**bs?

Guess ? its easy !!

U know the answer !!

Kholo.. Dabao... Muh me dalo aur Fresh ho jaao....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Sanchit on: September 13, 2008
Why does it take 100 million sperm t...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why does it take 100 million

sperm to fertilize one egg?



Ask the salesman who opens up

100 million packets of shoes

before a woman actually buys one!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 13, 2008
What is LONG & HARD, has a Hole at t...
262 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is LONG & HARD,

has a Hole at the TIP &

when INSERTED into a WET,

HAIRY and TIGHT HOLE,

makes U feel better?



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VICKS INHALER
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 195
Submitted By: Pranit on: September 13, 2008
Prostitute left her profession and ...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Prostitute left her profession  

and goes 2 a school 4 a job,



Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.

Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Ritika on: September 13, 2008
It's now confirmed that Adam was the...
288 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
It's now confirmed that

Adam was the first sardar!!

Otherwise who else would sit

next to a naked woman and

chew apples instead of nipples!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Admin on: September 13, 2008
Why do women wear flowered panties? ...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why do women wear flowered panties?



ANS: Cuz its there way of syaing,

'In memory of those who were buried

here!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 13, 2008
Policeman arresting a prostitute Pros:...
253 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Policeman arresting a prostitute
Pros: am not selling sex
Police: then what are u doing?
Pros: I am a saleswoman selling
condoms and offering free demo.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 13, 2008
F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, ...
269 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
F.U.C.K

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP.

Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Amarendra on: September 13, 2008
There are 4 ways to love: Hand in...
263 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
There are 4 ways to love:



Hand in hand.

That in hand.

Hand in that.

That in that.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Admin on: September 14, 2008
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