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Twins in mother womb: 1st: Dekho ...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Twins in mother womb:



1st: Dekho papa aa gaye!



2nd: Abe dhukkan ye papa nahi

roy uncle hain, papa kabhi

rain coat nahi pahante
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Sanchit on: September 27, 2008
Jim: How many legs a rooster got? Tom...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jim: How many legs a rooster got?

Tom: 2



Jim: Ok, How many ribs has a cat got?

Tom: I've got no idea.



Jim: So, You know all about cocks

n nothing about pussy.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 182
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 27, 2008
At 33 he quite smoking ( will power ...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At 33 he quite

smoking  ( will power )

At 43 he quit

Drinking ( will power )

At 53 he quit

Gambling ( will power )

At 63 he quit

SEX ( Power Failure )
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 171
Submitted By: Admin on: September 27, 2008
Mother ask daughter: How is ur marri...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mother ask daughter:

How is ur married life?

Daughter Shyly shows her British Airways Add.

Mother reads the Add & is shocked,

7days a week, twice a day, bothways.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 27, 2008
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend i...
229 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?



A: When you open her legs the lights go ON!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 101
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 28, 2008
Nowdays 80% of women are against marriag...
253 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Nowdays 80% of women are against marriage as they have wisend to the fact that for 200 grams of sausage i'ts not worth buying the entire pig!.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: Ashish on: September 28, 2008
Judge: Y do u want divorce? He: S...
232 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Judge: Y do u want divorce?



He: She doesn't satisfy me in bed

She: The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has a problem!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 28, 2008
Wives are funny creatures. They don't ha...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 28, 2008
One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked...
270 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked

to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute.

Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Admin on: September 28, 2008
Q:) What is the definition of suspicion?...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) What is the definition of suspicion?


A:) A nun doing pushups in a cucumber field.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 91
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 28, 2008
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