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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team ba...
359 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007
( ') / / in love ! / / ( ) ) ,...
322 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )

, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )

married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 104
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 04, 2007
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks...
325 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 04, 2007
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, S...
358 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 04, 2007
Please ( ) press down! ( ) ) ( '...
332 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Please
( ) press down!
( ) )

( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!

( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: A.A on: September 04, 2007
Met a girl the other day who has a seash...
317 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: rozit on: September 04, 2007
Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Cocon...
312 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?



A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is

no ordinary blow job.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 04, 2007
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine da...
325 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 184
Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007
girls are like phones. we like to be hel...
315 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 111
Submitted By: rozit on: September 04, 2007
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, M...
327 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 04, 2007
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