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Kay aap SEX karte hai..... Kya aap CO...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kay aap SEX karte hai.....

Kya aap CONDOM use karte hai....

Kya aap AIDS se darte hai....

to aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai...

HATH chale to AIDS tale...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 23, 2008
New Budget laid for B**bs: 40-42: Bur...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
New Budget laid for B**bs:

40-42: Burden tax

38-40: Wealth Tax

34-36: Entertainment tax

32-34: Excitement Tax

26-30: Development Tax
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Admin on: September 23, 2008
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. ...
236 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
SEX is My Fav.

I Do it regularly.

Do it & Feel Gd!

U'll enjoy it!

I'll Die w/out SEX,

S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise,

So do SEX everyday.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 23, 2008
Sexual Thoughts of the day Its no...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sexual Thoughts of the day



Its not the length, its not the size,

its how many times u can make it rise!

its not how well it fits but

how often u can make it spit!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Monica on: September 23, 2008
Na tum aids se darte ho, na hi condom...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Na tum aids se darte ho,

na hi condom se karte ho,

tum to samaaj se darte ho,

isliye ghar mein haath se

karte ho...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 23, 2008
Q: Do you know why boys keep thier m...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Do you know why boys keep

thier mobiles in pant pockets?



A: B'coz signals are high

near the tower....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Aussies on: September 23, 2008
Man & Women during sex time Man:...
250 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man & Women during sex time



Man: oh! baby ur breasts are so

big but have no nipples on them.

Women: Oh! you fool... u are

licking my buttocks...!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Namit on: September 23, 2008
Q:- Why is waist called a waist? A:-...
224 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:- Why is waist called a waist?

A:- coz anything above the pussy n below the tits Is a ?waste?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 99
Submitted By: sms fan on: September 23, 2008
Once I catch u i'll take u to bed, i'l...
236 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Once I catch u i'll take u to bed,
i'll make u hot,
i'll make u sweat...
i'll make u wann groan u'll
wish u never had me
yours sincerely 'FEVER'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Salam on: September 23, 2008
Luv me tender, luv me sweet, rap ur li...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Luv me tender,
luv me sweet,
rap ur lips around my meat,
watch & smile,
watch me grin,
watch the cum drip down my chin!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: Admin on: September 23, 2008
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