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Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zu...
230 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband: Jee karta hai ki

tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,

tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,

tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.

Wife: Neeche kya padosi ghusengey?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Mainak on: October 02, 2008
She demanded I gave her affection, So...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
She demanded I gave her affection,

So I opened her legs 4 inspection,

I found her quite nice...

till I noticed her lice

and immediatly lost my erection.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Kushal on: October 02, 2008
Every organisation is like a coconut tre...
218 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Every organisation is like a coconut tree

full of monkeys. ones at the top can only

see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only

assholes above them.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Arindam on: October 02, 2008
What's the difference btwn your wife...
235 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the difference btwn

your wife and your job?



After 10 years the job still sucks.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: manis34 on: October 02, 2008
Taxi driver: Mam you the 3rd pregnant ...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Taxi driver: Mam you the 3rd pregnant

lady whom I'm dropping to airport today.

Lady: But I'm not pregnant.

Driver: But we've not reached airport yet!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: anirban on: October 02, 2008
God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in...
228 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men?



Women: Its fine except that the 'JOY STICK' meant for us is not Detachable.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Lion on: October 02, 2008
What did one breast say to another breas...
257 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What did one breast say to another breast?

"Sala Lafra niche wali gali mei hota hai,

aur pakde hum dono jaate hain"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: Rangesh on: October 02, 2008
Why sex is better than golf: No green f...
236 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why sex is better than golf:
No green fee,
smaller hole
need only 1 stick & 2 balls,
more strokes
noisy playing permitted
wet conditions ideal!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Indra on: October 02, 2008
Sab se pehle use kiss karo, Phir Bist...
237 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sab se pehle use kiss karo,

Phir Bistar per leta do,

Phir dono tange upar uthar kar,

Neeche haath laga kar dekho,

agar bache ne susu kiya

hai to diapar badal do!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Naba on: October 02, 2008
Door gaon mein ek basti thi wahan ki ...
225 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Door gaon mein ek basti thi

wahan ki randiya bahut sasti

thi, unke gand mein itni

masti thi, jitna dala utna

hasti thi... but why r u smiling
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: October 02, 2008
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