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A thirsty paitent asks a nurse for mil...
288 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A thirsty paitent asks a nurse
for milk, she opened her top
& put her nipples in his mouth,
he said THANK GOD I DIDN'T ask
for water.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Prani on: September 10, 2008
How do u define Table Tennis? Room ke...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How do u define Table Tennis?

Room ke andar,

table ke upar,

bulb ke neeche

de taka-tak,

le taka-tak.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: A.A on: September 10, 2008
Wat is the similarity between a cake and...
303 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wat is the similarity between a cake and panty?



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Both have black forest in it!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: rxit on: September 10, 2008
A man stands nude in front of a mirro...
272 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man stands nude in front

of a mirror n examins

himself n says: 2 inches more

& I'll be a king.



His wife sitting behind says:

2 inches less & you'll be

a queen.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 187
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 11, 2008
Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his d...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Baniya gave matrimonial ad for

his daughter, working at a call centre



Wanted a suitable match for

Chandigarh's highest paid call girl.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: rozit on: September 11, 2008
Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu for tra...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu for translation



Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi



Pappu: Due to happiness, his  chest turned into breasts!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 11, 2008
who was monica seles? a: tennis playe...
265 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
who was monica seles?

a: tennis player



who was monica lewinsky?

a: "penis" player
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: Lion on: September 11, 2008
Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erec...
270 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.

Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.

Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge… Tarikh pe Tarikh
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Varun on: September 11, 2008
What is pure Hindi name of Condom? ...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is pure Hindi name of Condom?



Rubber ki Chiknayi yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 105
Submitted By: Punit on: September 11, 2008
Man n Monkey What Is comman Between M...
304 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man n Monkey

What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???

Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 118
Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 11, 2008
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