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A daughter sends a telegram to her fathe...
293 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: mawara on: October 19, 2007
Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez ...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez kese bhaagte ho.
Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: Laila on: October 19, 2007
Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think it...
320 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek l...
308 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condo...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 19, 2007
Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :-...
293 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007
There are three wonders of a woman 01. ...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. letting a man come without yelling
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: anirban on: October 20, 2007
Jab Gabbar Paida hua tab uski maa ne use...
292 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jab Gabbar Paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
pta hai kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha "kitne admi the"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extract...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 207
Submitted By: menthali on: October 20, 2007
who is stronger man or woman? Anser? A...
294 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Zakir on: October 20, 2007
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