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Long Life Q: What is the secret of lo...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Long Life

Q: What is the secret of long life?

A: Morning 2 eggs,evening 2 pegs and night 2 legs!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 102
Submitted By: Paggi on: August 22, 2008
What is the sex organ of an elephant and...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the sex organ of an elephant and why?



His foot, Coz if he stamps on you, you are screwed.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 104
Submitted By: Sonia on: August 22, 2008
What is the resemblance between a wi...
302 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the resemblance between

a windscreen wiper and a woman?



When they are wet, they

do not squeak any more!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: farhans on: August 22, 2008
After gr8 sex, she lies there stroki...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
After gr8 sex, she lies there

stroking his penis.



He asks: Do you want more sex?

She says: No. Just admiring ur penis.

I used to have one just like it.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Admin on: August 22, 2008
Gone r the days when booze was booze...
271 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Gone r the days when booze

was booze, choot was choot,

boss was boss & king was king.



Now choot is king, booze is

boss & the boss is a choot.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 22, 2008
What is common between Moov cream and a ...
281 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is common between Moov cream and a penis?

Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye.
"Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Sontu on: August 22, 2008
Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur ...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur



Thakur : Lele Bhenchod, lekin subah

8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Naba on: August 22, 2008
Two girls returning from movie 1s...
270 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Two girls returning from movie



1st: mere rupaye chori ho gaye!

2nd: tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise?

1st: muje kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Sms frk on: August 23, 2008
Wat's da similarity between bungee j...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wat's da similarity between

bungee jumping & sex ?



In both u go up & down,

both r exiting adventurous

& dangerous & in both cases,

if the rubber breaks U R SCREWED
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: Ritu on: August 23, 2008
A boy asked Airtel Girl what is ur spe...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A boy asked Airtel Girl
what is ur speciality?
Airtel Girl Night time
incoming free!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 91
Submitted By: Sonia on: August 23, 2008
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