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Indra Gandhi Abortion karate-karate thak...
342 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Indra Gandhi Abortion karate-karate thak gai aur nehru ji se jaa ker boli. Jaoo Ganndhi ji ko samjhaoo "Kam se Kam CONDOM to khadi ka na pehna kare
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Admin on: September 08, 2007
Your provider adjusted his rates. The ra...
319 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 08, 2007
I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pi...
316 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Laila on: September 08, 2007
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets ge...
315 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 66
Submitted By: anirban on: September 08, 2007
What's the diff between hook in circket ...
308 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the diff between hook in circket and hook of bra.One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 08, 2007
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the...
304 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession.
Prostitute: " I'm a social engineer'
Policeman; "What do you do?"
Prostitute; "I build and destroy erections!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 201
Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 08, 2007
whats the difference between a comdom an...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
whats the difference between a comdom and a woman? nothing they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 09, 2007
I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex wit...
306 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 92
Submitted By: Admin on: September 09, 2007
love is a gamle sex is a game, boys do ...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
love is a gamle sex is a game,
boys do action girls get blame,
one night in pleasure nine months in pain,
girl admits in hospital $
junior needs a NAME.....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 09, 2007
Scientists in the US proved that people ...
298 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 09, 2007
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