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New Mantra, The Bed counting One...
309 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
New Mantra, The Bed counting



One   Fun

Two   Do

Three Free

Four  More

Five  Nife

Six   Fix

Seven Heven

Eight Wait

Nine  Fine

Ten   Sorry Mr. Sen
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Prady on: September 05, 2008
Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen...
312 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!

Girl: Six

Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?



Girl: Tum kitne ho?

Boy: One

Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Punit on: September 06, 2008
A good lecture should be like a girl...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A good lecture should be

like a girl's mini-skirt

Short enough to create an

interest and long enough

to cover a subject...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Soham on: September 06, 2008
Q: What is the definition of "burnin...
292 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What is the definition

of "burning love"?



A: It's when at night u reach

out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick

up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Rangesh on: September 06, 2008
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to...
298 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
From the moment I saw u,

I wanted to be inside u,

I love ur smell,

the way ur tongue feels,

the way u tighten and loosen

mmmm...

NEW SHOES!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 06, 2008
3 women in Gym A man runs Naked c...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
3 women in Gym



A man runs Naked covering his face, looking between his LEGS



I women: He is not my husband



II woman: He is definitely not ur husband



III woman: He is not even a member of the GYM!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 225
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 06, 2008
Wat is d tragedy of hindi film sholay? ...
306 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wat is d tragedy of hindi film sholay?



Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske haath bhi kaat diye!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 120
Submitted By: Punit on: September 06, 2008
Q: Why r breasts located in the uppe...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why r breasts located in the

upper half of a woman's body?



A: Coz, milk should be kept

away from the pussy?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 06, 2008
Dracula dies n goes to heaven God aske...
306 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dracula dies n goes to heaven
God asked 'wht do u want to be?'
He repiled a thing which sucks
blood n has wings God made him
Wishper Ultra with Large Wings
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Kelly on: September 06, 2008
A newly wed told Mon her husaband was ...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A newly wed told Mon her
husaband was a virgin.

Mom asked how she Knew?
Last nite when we made love, his
cock was still in plastic cover.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 07, 2008
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