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90 saal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur ...
253 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
90 saal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur medical wale se puchha

'Kaise Leni hai?'

Dukandar ne upar se niche tak dekha aur kaha:

Tulsi Aur Gangajal ke Saath Lo!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Paggi on: September 29, 2008
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blous...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka

note blouse se nikala hai kya?

Madam: hann par kaise laga?

Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh

abhi bhi khula hua hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 29, 2008
Why is golf a wrong game? Coz u h...
248 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why is golf a wrong game?



Coz u hold a stick n put the

ball in the hole instead of

holding the ball n putting

the stick in the hole!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 30, 2008
Press ask PM.. Apne sapne me bhi soc...
250 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Press ask PM..

Apne sapne me bhi socha tha ki

ap kabhi pm banege?



Manmohan : Ye to sab Sonia ke hath

ka kamal hai varna hamara to khada

hona mushkil tha...!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 30, 2008
Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS to majanu...
254 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS

to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH,

jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to

laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS

bole to ekdam FRESH!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: boere on: September 30, 2008
Older Version: A smile is a curve th...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Older Version:

A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.



Newer Version:

Boobs are d curves that make something super straight..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 30, 2008
Women is the best vehicle in the world. ...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Women is the best vehicle in the world.



Front - 2 bumpers!

Back - 2 bumpers!

Self lubricating when hot!

Monthly automatic engine oil change!

Every type of piston fits!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: anomym on: September 30, 2008
Q: Why men walk more and women talk ...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why men walk more

and women talk more?



A: Coz men have three legs

and women have four lips!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 109
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 30, 2008
Point of View Sex is the only act...
234 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Point of View



Sex is the only activity where

u start at the top & work

ur way to the bottom,

while getting a raise.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 30, 2008
A manipuri couple named their 1st bab...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A manipuri couple named their

1st baby Bhai Chung Butiya.

2nd Bahan Chung Bhutiya.

3rd a negro was born they

named him Kaun Hai Ye Chutiya.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Suri on: September 30, 2008
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