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The Judge asked the prostitute - 'So...
298 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The Judge asked the prostitute -

'So wen did u realize u were being Raped?'



Prostitute: 'When the cheque bounced!'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2008
Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag like...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag

like reading National Geographic?



Sam: Coz in both u'll get to see

a lot of gr8 places, which u'll

never get to visit.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Indra on: September 03, 2008
Sex is like a restaurant. sometimes ...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex is like a restaurant.

sometimes u get full satisfactory n
service, and sometimes you have to
b satisfied with self-service!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: Joe on: September 03, 2008
What is the definition of a Lesbian? ...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the definition of a Lesbian?



Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 92
Submitted By: Varun on: September 03, 2008
Six girls jumped into swimming pool ...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Six girls jumped into swimming pool

and all water get dissappers..why?



Kyonki whisper saara gilapan sokh leta hain.....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 03, 2008
Advantages of having an affair with ma...
265 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Advantages of having an affair
with married women...

they give like hell
they do not yell,
they do not tell,
they do not swell,
and there r no wedding bells!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Varun on: September 03, 2008
Shoe laces and smart men have one thi...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Shoe laces and smart men

have one thing in common...

They keep in touch with

serveral holes simultaneously.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 03, 2008
The saddest part of a Man's body is his ...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.



The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: Faro on: September 04, 2008
A Guy BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP....
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Guy BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.

HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,

WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.

Guy SHOUTED BACK,

DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA...!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Ritu on: September 04, 2008
On their first night: Husband: Is...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
On their first night:



Husband: Is it really ur first night?



Wife: No... No... actually it is first time at night!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: rosit on: September 04, 2008
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