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WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D



Jab Bache masti karte hai to unhe MELODY di jaati hai.



Aur Jab Bache ki Maa masti karti hai to use MALA D di jaati hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 04, 2008
A fat electrician while having sex asks ...
309 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?



Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Shawn on: September 04, 2008
Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.



When asked why Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: Raghav on: September 04, 2008
Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch, Flowers r 2...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,

Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,

Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,

Women r 2 luv & 2 *uck,

All these r free but

all depends on LUCK!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: adi on: September 05, 2008
Boy: Aunty ur apples r touching me.. ...
270 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy: Aunty ur apples r touching me..



Aunty: Its my apples...



Boy: Ok d apples r urs but juice is coming out of my banana!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 05, 2008
Whats common between a condom and a Wo...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Whats common between a
condom and a Women?

Both of them spend more time
in ur wallet rather on ur dick
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 110
Submitted By: Sashank on: September 05, 2008
Define a Gynaecologist? He is the...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Define a Gynaecologist?



He is the only person on earth who looks 4 problems in the place where most people find PLEASURE!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: anomym on: September 05, 2008
Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi tu...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi

tumhe? Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut

moti hai.



Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho,

darwaaja chota hi hota hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Ninki on: September 05, 2008
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip ...
292 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip

khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.



Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to

bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: admin on: September 05, 2008
Knowledge is like ur underwear... U shou...
271 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Knowledge is like ur underwear... U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Nitesh on: September 05, 2008
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